I am a nasty bitch in my head. I know you are saying, probably out loud, ‘You are exaggerating Kristine. I think you’re swell’. Maybe you didn’t say swell unless you are over 80, but still, you get the picture. No, I am truly a judgemental nasty person on the inside. On the outside,......
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I wanted to rant about the robots inhabiting my website but recently found myself, along with our son, back in my hometown for a visit. So, today, instead of angry, I just feel grateful. I know that might seem new and maybe even boring, but it happens. The robots will wait until I am......
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Welcome to my first combination Friday 5 and Friday F-Off! These are exciting times. I needed to tell you what I am stabby about this week. I know the following are trivial but if you say that to me, I can’t be held accountable for my actions. You have been warned. Can you see the dog......
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Why have I been thinking in lists lately? If I was a trained psychoanalyst or psychiatrist I might be able to figure it out. I am a trained sherpa, chauffeur and chef… aka Mum, so I don’t know. I am going to avoid using bullet points on this one because I think the irony......
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This week I had the good fortune to spend 3 fucking hours time with a dear friend at the passport office. I will call her Judie. Judie is a lovely girl who is very inquisitive. While in the passport office I learned the following under her tutelage. If you have a flood in your basement......
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