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Man Cold vs The Period: An Unfair Comparison

Man Cold: noun \ˈman kōld\ An irritating worldwide condition shared by all members of the male persuasion wherein a mild cold is evident but the combination of simple symptoms is apparently life-threatening, according to the patient. Period: noun \ˈpir-ē-əd\ A monthly pain in the ass women have in common but don’t complain about. Not because we......

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grandpa 99 mum revised

My grandfather is turning 99 this week. For those of you not good at math, that means he will be 100 next year. I was raised by my single father. Grandpa and Grandma were the go-to babysitters when my dad needed a break. Which, given my disposition, was probably a lot. My grandmother died......

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