Shit that happens


sewer fly mum revised

You graced us with your presence You dotted our walls and floors You made yourself at home Now we are showing you the doors One of the family you are not Our plumber will save the day Back in the sewer you shall rot On this coming Tuesday You see, they will first destroy our floors......

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I look old and tired. Maybe not in comparison to some, but certainly in comparison to my 40 year-old self (can you tell my birthday is nearing…?). For now I am going to take control of my saggy jowls. Knock the shit out of those crow’s feet, kick that kisser back into shape and lift those......

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