Shit that happens


I'm a Serial Cheater

I confess. I have figured out how to watch ahead on the Netflix programs Mister and I ‘watch’ together. I even taught our son Shaggy. It’s a terrible affliction, one that I am not proud of. Yet, here I am about to tell you my secrets, knowing that Mister reads my blog when the......

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I Got Salmonella

Every single time I hear Sia’s song ‘The Greatest,’ I sing the lyrics that I originally heard with my expert pitch-perfect ears. They are obvious… ‘I got salmonella,’ instead of ‘I got stamina.’ Don’t tell me you didn’t think those were the lyrics originally? I can’t be the only one. The Greatest was not written......

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