I began writing my own Netflix Series about a matter that will not make mothers laugh. I’m calling the series, “Serious Crime Requiring a Possible Life Sentence, Sweeping Households Worldwide.” That is a working title only. I might have to take out the bit about being Serious if they think it is redundant. Here’s......
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I know it’s a word, I know it’s in the dictionary, but I ain’t gonna say gotten no more. Maybe (well, likely) it is just me, but I find the overuse of the word ‘gotten’ infuriating. You may not notice it, but I bet you will notice it now. There are so many better......
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Mister and I recently went to a Halloween party. We dressed as The Rocket Men. I was Elton John and Mister went as King Jung Un. I know, clever. Or, politically insensitive. I prefer to think clever. Anyway, the day after the party we mysteriously felt like not doing much. Good thing Stranger Things......
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The power of being late is not normally fully actualized. We all dabble with it and throw out a quick sorry when it happens, but it takes a special person to master the art of being late. Even though all my a very short list of my friends might be frustrated when I am......
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I drugged my dog. Not because it was funny, that was just the added bonus. I drugged him because he had surgery to replace his cruciate ligament (knee thingy). Based on the price that sentence should have read, “Our dog is considered the key to the universe and shall be saved, sparing no expense.”......
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