I was chatting with the kids the other night about what to watch on the tube while Mister was at the cottage. Daphne and Shaggy didn’t know what I meant by, ‘turn on the tube’ and just looked at me with a blank expression as if to try and diagnose my crazy. Good luck......
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I didn’t intend to do it. I never really wanted to do it. I had to do it. Someone cut my internet cable. I’m sure this crime carries the death penalty in all 50 states and is the only crime punishable by death in Canada.* *This statement is, unfortunately, entirely false but should be......
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As previously proven, I am judgey. What fuels my fire are all the shows, ‘I didn’t know I was pregnant,’ ‘Hoarding, Buried Alive,’ or, ‘The Man with No Penis,’ and ‘Strange Addictions.’ Seriously, there is some crazy shit on TV. All of it worth watching if you want to feel better about yourself and......
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I confess. I have figured out how to watch ahead on the Netflix programs Mister and I ‘watch’ together. I even taught our son Shaggy. It’s a terrible affliction, one that I am not proud of. Yet, here I am about to tell you my secrets, knowing that Mister reads my blog when the......
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Every single time I hear Sia’s song ‘The Greatest,’ I sing the lyrics that I originally heard with my expert pitch-perfect ears. They are obvious… ‘I got salmonella,’ instead of ‘I got stamina.’ Don’t tell me you didn’t think those were the lyrics originally? I can’t be the only one. The Greatest was not written......
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