FFO Siri would blush if she could

MY FRIDAY F-OFF

Some Fridays I will take time to tell you about something pissing me off.
Therapy for me. Mild amusement at my expense for you. Win-Win.

This is the email I received from a friend.

Okay ladies. Here’s the scoop regarding Treetop trekking. If we get 10 ladies or more it becomes $65 per person if it’s less than 10 of us then it is  $72 per person. I just called again to confirm that day is available. It is. I would love to book it tomorrow by noon. If you can email me back and let me know if you are coming. Tickets are nonrefundable but reschedule. I hope this makes sense. I’m using Siri to dictate. I’m driving. Thanks have a great night look forward to hearing from you.

I read the same email to Siri and this is what she typed:

Okay ladies. Here’s the scoop regarding Trietsch trekking forget. If we Gatts 10 ladies Amaury become $65 per person if it’s less than 10 Aveston $72 per person. I just called again to confirm that date is available idiots. I would love to Buchin tomorrow by noon. If you can email me back and let me know if you’re coming. Tickets are nonrefundable but reschedule. I hope this makes sense. I’m using Siri to dictate. I’m driving thing. Thanks have a great night before to hearing from you

She called my friends idiots.

There were no results found for Trietsch, Gatts or Aveston. Amaury is a french name and Buchin is a commune in Romania. Both highly relevant to the subject matter and an improvement over what I really wanted to say.

It also took longer to dictate than type because I kept having to stop and say ‘Add’. Then she would say I don’t understand ‘add’. That happened a total of 6 times with at least one ‘don’t understand’ per time.

She also didn’t understand when I asked her to type ‘Fuck off Siri’. Instead she said ‘I’d blush if I could’.

Truly, she is making my life better.