Office. I don’t need no stinkin’ office.

I have the luxury to be able to stay home with the kids. When they are at school I dabble on the computer when I am not doing groceries, making dinner, walking the dog, doing the laundry…

There are lots of reasons why I would recommend my lifestyle to anyone.

1. I get to choose to talk to people, not have to talk to people.
2. Nobody steals my snacks.
3. My dog doesn’t judge me if I fart in my chair.
4. Yoga pants. Say no more.
5. I can do my shopping at off hours and fire through it faster without running into the frantic moms, lazy browsers or pie-eyed ‘where is that’-ers.
6. I can use the PVR/Netflix/Apple TV during the day. I can catch up while folding or cooking and even while eating lunch. More reality educational TV makes Kristine a happy girl and less people in the house to judge me for it makes it special.
7. No elevators. I don’t like elevators.
8. I would get absolutely nothing done if I had a real job now that I have discovered blogging and twitter.
9. I don’t fight anyone for a window office.
10. Better toilet paper.

Hope you are enjoying your office – whether at home or in a building. Hug a co-worker today.