Me On The Interweb

I like to send my writing to other websites because I am narcissistic a giver. I usually have the most recent selection of articles on my homepage in a little button on the side but never thought to put them all together to make it look like an impressive body of work. I’m not sure this cuts it, but I’m proud of the publications I have been featured in and wanted to share. While you are there, take a look through. I only send my work to publications I enjoy. I hope you enjoy them too.

Turning 50 Like a Boss on BluntMoms.com

A World Record
Tea Leaves & Tarot Cards
I Climb in The Andes
I Get a Tattoo
Learn to Juggle
Ride a Segway
Dinner in the Dark
Glass Blowing
The Edgewalk
Slackline
Ride a Mechanical Bull
Fire Without Matches
Pitch My Book
Flyboarding
Bubble Soccer
London
Scary Rollercoaster
Goat Yoga
Food Fight
Try All 31 Flavours
Jet Skiing
Busking
Tourist In My Own Town
ATV
Beekeeping
Rage Room
Falconry
Scuba
Target Practice
Pottery
Murder Mystery Party
I Hugged a Snake
Milk a Cow
Find a Cause
Fly a Jet
Learn to Knit
iFly
Snowboarding
I Go Pink
Salsa Dancing
50,000 Steps in a Day
I Fly on The Trapeze
I Get Tapping
Teach a Teen to Drive
Helix Piercing
Exotic Foods I Tried
Car Rally
Welding
Teach an Old Dog a New Trick
Batting Cages
How it Began — Turning 50 Like a Boss

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12 Uses for Your Merkins Once You Retire From Porn
25 Crafts Using Kale
12 Crimes President Trump Could Commit and No One Would Care
Overachieving Babies Learn Sign Language in Utero
Fed-Up Teacher Throws Fidget Spinner Like a Goddamned Ninja Star
Doctors Identify New Syndrome Affecting Teenagers
New Evidence Suggests Jesus May Return as a Mother
Stress Relieving Adult Wrapping Trend Might Not Be So New
Men Outraged Over Male Birth Control Pill
My Parents Divorces But I Still Believe in Marriage. Here’s Why.
Teenagers Unite for SnapChat Candlelight Vigil
Woman Remembers Password on First Attempt, Hospitalized for Tests
BREAKING: Husband Finds Milk in Fridge Without Assistance
Anti-Vaxxers Leave Movement After Realizing Vaccines Prevent Illnesses
Woman Shaves in Winter, Husband Fears the Worst
Quick and Easy Dinners Your Kids Will Never Eat
Women of the Shopping Centre Discover New Splash Park Attraction
35 Ways to Embarrass Your Teen
I Stopped Yelling at My Kids and it Ruined My Life
10 Heartwarming Thank You Notes to Singles Dads From Their Daughters
7 Steps to Create a Killer Blog Post for Your Business

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