The power of being late is not normally fully actualized. We all dabble with it and throw out a quick sorry when it happens, but it takes a special person to master the art of being late. Even though all my a very short list of my friends might be frustrated when I am......
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Man Cold: noun \ˈman kōld\ An irritating worldwide condition shared by all members of the male persuasion wherein a mild cold is evident but the combination of simple symptoms is apparently life-threatening, according to the patient. Period: noun \ˈpir-ē-əd\ A monthly pain in the ass women have in common but don’t complain about. Not because we......
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This is how I left the house this morning, ready to hang out with my bestie for the day in our annual OITNB (Orange is the New Black for the uninformed) Season Kick-Off binge. Yes, I bought an orange prison suit. Yes, I bring my own toilet paper. Yes, we eat bologna sandwiches (It’s......
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I drugged my dog. Not because it was funny, that was just the added bonus. I drugged him because he had surgery to replace his cruciate ligament (knee thingy). Based on the price that sentence should have read, “Our dog is considered the key to the universe and shall be saved, sparing no expense.”......
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I was chatting with the kids the other night about what to watch on the tube while Mister was at the cottage. Daphne and Shaggy didn’t know what I meant by, ‘turn on the tube’ and just looked at me with a blank expression as if to try and diagnose my crazy. Good luck......
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