My grandfather turned 100 years old this past weekend. We had parties and meals together. I was exhausted but he just kept on going. Alas, maybe I didn’t get his genes. Anyway, I have had the good fortune of knowing this man almost half his life and all of mine. So here are 100......
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Are you a morning person? Mister will tell you I am NOT. In fact, until the first coffee enters the bloodstream I am downright unbearable. So, when you are unbearable you sing, don’t you? Our children will tell you my singing is unbearable, so I thought I would do another parody for you. Goodnight.......
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I didn’t intend to do it. I never really wanted to do it. I had to do it. Someone cut my internet cable. I’m sure this crime carries the death penalty in all 50 states and is the only crime punishable by death in Canada.* *This statement is, unfortunately, entirely false but should be......
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Remember last year when this adorable boy hugged the neighbour’s dog on his way home from school and it was caught on surveillance? Here’s your reminder. He was given a puppy by a well-meaning neighbour trying to make him happy. What will my neighbours do for me I wonder? Maybe this will be the......
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As previously proven, I am judgey. What fuels my fire are all the shows, ‘I didn’t know I was pregnant,’ ‘Hoarding, Buried Alive,’ or, ‘The Man with No Penis,’ and ‘Strange Addictions.’ Seriously, there is some crazy shit on TV. All of it worth watching if you want to feel better about yourself and......
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