I Need a Safety Shirt and a Bucket
I have been at home with our daughter nursing her stomach flu. What happens to a mum when that happens?
- You end up sleeping with your kid (read: not sleeping).
- You wash your hands a thousand times until they look really old.
- You get the stomach flu and nobody nurses you.
So I have taken over the couch and the remote and the whining. There is a whole lot funny about the stomach flu but I can’t see it just yet. Instead I will show you the photo I took yesterday that is still making me laugh.
I was going to take a photo of this giant table of safety shirts at Costco – because really, is there a huge market for safety t-shirts at Costco? Aren’t the shoppers mostly mums and corner store owners who probably don’t want to wear blaze orange because the children/gunmen might see them?
As I was reaching for my phone, a guy with a broken arm started browsing them. Can you believe my luck? If I wasn’t holding a puke bucket right now I would chortle out loud.
Which came first the broken arm or the safety shirts? Guess that age-old question is now solved.
Enjoy!
