It’s Official: Old Age is Upon Me (aka 10 Aging Tricks for Youngsters)
EG, Shit that happens
October 25, 2016
I found my first chin hair this morning, or should I say mourning. I am mourning my former self. The youthful, exuberant, chin-hair-free self. She was beautiful. She had her whole life ahead of her. She was yesterday. Today is a new reality and I am turning over a new leaf. I plan to......
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As I am aging I have been privy to some nasty surprises. Hairs in odd spots that grow with the speed of a comet, grey hairs in even odder spots, wetness, lumps, dots and other random weird shit become everyday. I have seen countless articles on women lamenting the pitfalls of aging. In fact, I have written......
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MY FRIDAY F-OFF Some Fridays I will take time to tell you about something pissing me off. Therapy for me. Mild amusement at my expense for you. Win-Win. I was always invincible. Not anymore. Now well into my 40s, I have found that I can no longer: Drink until 1am and still get the kids to......
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