During such a slow news cycle, some news gets drowned out by reports of puppy sightings and kids saying the darndest things. What you may not have seen are the incredible job creation and employment numbers reported by the Cheeto in Charge. I’m here to tell you, the report omitted some minor details–the majority......
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It was a dark day in September for Darlene Jensen. She was finally sitting down with her morning coffee and enjoying a browse through her Facebook feed when she heard a knock at the door. “I thought it was one of my children forgetting something. My eldest, Jeff, often does what he calls an......
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6 US States Use Their Successful Puppy Mill Models to Develop Exciting New Baby Retreats
Satire
June 24, 2019
“It is a glorious day here in Montgomery,” spokesperson Carey Less, told reporters on site at the newly christened People’s Child Retreat. “We now have a world where young women keep popping out babies to make adopting a baby an everyday occurrence.” In a media release, The People’s Child Retreat explained why they set......
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Ah, another day, another rejection. Here is the satire article that I couldn’t get anyone else to love. I know some of you will love it for me though because you get me. Simon Cowell added to the story of Jesus walking on the Sea of Galilee, by declaring Him winner of Bible’s Got......
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Daphne, a 15-year-old girl in grade 10, was recently diagnosed with torn oblique muscles and a chronic twitch that appears to not be related to any nervous system condition such as Turrets Syndrome. The source of this condition can only be described as ‘ducking violently and often.’ Daphne’s mother, Kristine, describes the household in......
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