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Before I tell you how I murdered my sister, let me explain the picture. I asked my dad to dig up a picture of my dead sister and this is what he sent me along with a review of the previous night’s Murder She Wrote. You guys would love my dad. Oh, and this picture was taken......

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Bye Bye Boil

EG, Shit that happens
November 17, 2014

I have a boil. I know, boils are supposed to be reserved for creepy old guys who freak out young children with their grotesqueness. Come here my pretty. Mine is not creeping anyone out but me because it is the size of a golf ball on my upper thigh, right near my lady bits. I......

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