I Got Salmonella
Every single time I hear Sia’s song ‘The Greatest,’ I sing the lyrics that I originally heard with my expert pitch-perfect ears. They are obvious… ‘I got salmonella,’ instead of ‘I got stamina.’ Don’t tell me you didn’t think those were the lyrics originally? I can’t be the only one.
The Greatest was not written in a key I am comfortable with because Sia forgot to confer with me first, as you will soon notice. The crazy dancing was meant to be like the video and I know it is ridiculous so feel free to make fun because it makes me laugh too. The kids called the whole thing “Cringe,” which is teen speak means, “Amazing.” Mister thinks he won’t be able to watch it which means he is intimidated by my talent. Not the talent I have at really understanding what my family is saying, my talent for making a fool of myself and sharing it.
I have been trying to get this out for months but was worried that it didn’t quite turn out how I wanted. But, I finally decided to post it ‘nonperfect’ (see what I did there?) and accept my criticism with the love intended. So troll me if you will and I will assume you mean love. If you don’t mean love, I will still assume that, so I’m not sure how you are going to get around this circular argument. Maybe, you could share this video on Facebook and see what others think. Just thinking out loud.
Enjoy my crazy. <3
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