A conversation with my brother from Vancouver. Me: What did you do for our mother on Mother’s Day? Brother: I usually take her out for dinner, but we haven’t organized it yet. I actually kind-of paid for dinner already though. How do you kind-of pay for dinner? Well, I won a roast beef in......
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I have been in the market for a writers’ group. I envisioned what they talked about when I went to the Writer’s Digest conference last August. Namely, a group of like-minded individuals spending their afternoons in coffee shops or each other’s homes writing their masterpieces with the loving critique of their fellow group members......
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I can take a lot before I get judgey, but ladies, if you have hairy armpits, I’m straight there. I don’t mean the between waxing kind of hair or the, “Screw it, it’s winter,” kind of hairy armpits. I mean the type that have never been touched. Densely matted, ‘I’m sure it is hard......
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As Jerry Seinfeld discovered there is good naked and there is bad naked. We saw both when we were on holiday (this was two years ago now, but as we just returned from our second visit to Hawaii, I was reminded I didn’t tell you about this the first time around). You see, because......
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Dear Mr. Kraft, I Went to a Korean Spa and Managed to Leave Happy Without the Ending
Friday 5
March 01, 2019
Dear Mr Kraft, Although we haven’t met, I wanted to offer you some advice based on my own experience. It is possible to go to a Korean Spa, get a naked scrub (no tug), leave happy, and not be arrested. I know. I’ve done it. Just to be clear, I didn’t leave ‘happy, happy,’......
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