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It's not that I don't want you to poop, it's that I don't want to see or pick up your poop.

I am sitting in my dumpster on a brown toilet. Life is good. You see it is good because: a. We owned a brown toilet that is now in a dumpster, and b. Once they destroy our house, they are planning to put it back together all pretty like. I get a bit giddy......

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