A couple of things made me write this post. One, I’m eating too much and want to cut back on my portions which means I tell myself I am constantly starving so everything is a food reference. Of course, I am not starving, just have no self-control. Two, don’t we all miss Letterman? Anyway,......
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Man Cold: noun \ˈman kōld\ An irritating worldwide condition shared by all members of the male persuasion wherein a mild cold is evident but the combination of simple symptoms is apparently life-threatening, according to the patient. Period: noun \ˈpir-ē-əd\ A monthly pain in the ass women have in common but don’t complain about. Not because we......
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I was chatting with the kids the other night about what to watch on the tube while Mister was at the cottage. Daphne and Shaggy didn’t know what I meant by, ‘turn on the tube’ and just looked at me with a blank expression as if to try and diagnose my crazy. Good luck......
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Are you a morning person? Mister will tell you I am NOT. In fact, until the first coffee enters the bloodstream I am downright unbearable. So, when you are unbearable you sing, don’t you? Our children will tell you my singing is unbearable, so I thought I would do another parody for you. Goodnight.......
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As previously proven, I am judgey. What fuels my fire are all the shows, ‘I didn’t know I was pregnant,’ ‘Hoarding, Buried Alive,’ or, ‘The Man with No Penis,’ and ‘Strange Addictions.’ Seriously, there is some crazy shit on TV. All of it worth watching if you want to feel better about yourself and......
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