Conversation I just had with Mister: Me (K): Do you think flies poop when they fly or land? Mister (M): When they fly. K: Why do you say that? M: Because doing it when you fly is cooler. K: Do you think flies think it is cooler? M: Yes K: If flies eat brown......
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I am sad to say that after careful review of my symptoms, it appears that I have either Addisonion Crisis or Medullary Cystic Disease. Both are life-threatening. This is likely to be my last post. Addisonian crisis can be a life-threatening condition. I can go into shock or have seizures or go into a coma.......
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I think this picture warrants a ‘Top Ten Reasons Why This Makes Me Laugh”. 10. I think Taxidermy is just plain funny (as the owner of a stuffed fish, I have license to say that). 9. The man’s name is Brain and he became a taxidermist. 8. Maybe his name is Brian and he is......
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If you see a can of beans with a dent in it, it may not be preferred, but you would still eat it and it wouldn’t be bad for you. It wouldn’t have even changed the taste. It just wasn’t perfect on the outside. Same with a car. Chips and dents don’t make for......
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MY FRIDAY F-OFF Some Fridays I will take time to tell you about something pissing me off. Therapy for me. Mild amusement at my expense for you. Win-Win. As you know, I have many stories about poop. But this is a new one. My gastro-enter-ologist (‘enter’ – still makes me laugh), has told me......
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