Friday F-Off: Why the World is Screwed (this could be about box opening, but that is not as catchy)
EG, FFO (Friday F-Off), My Favourites, Shit that happens
August 28, 2015
Here is another bot-draft. (Internet robots put over 100 of my previously published articles in my drafts folder. This post originally ran on May 10, 2014. I will venture to guess that the 3 people that read this at the time have sufficiently forgotten it so it can run again. Don’t worry robots, your......
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I am all for progress. Hell, I have an iPhone 6. I have accepted many automated features that get entwined with my life. Some of them I love. Some of them I am not so impressed with. For example, I love the automated parking app. Wait. No I don’t. First of all, it was......
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It has been, literally, 3 months since I last broke a bone. So I was really overdue. I approached the nearby hospital to have an X-ray on my broken toe from March. Lucky for me though, I had smashed the shit out of a toe on the other foot just the previous day. I......
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Friday F-Off: English, Marketers and When My Daughter is Smarter Than I Am
FFO (Friday F-Off)
June 19, 2015
My Friday F-Off is inspired by the above stupid ad. I took a picture of this sign because I just didn’t understand the message and I was going to add it to my next Kick Ass Pics post which is coming to you next week. The caption was going to be ‘You can’t cure stupid’......
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Welcome to my first combination Friday 5 and Friday F-Off! These are exciting times. I needed to tell you what I am stabby about this week. I know the following are trivial but if you say that to me, I can’t be held accountable for my actions. You have been warned. Can you see the dog......
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