Dear Mr. Kraft, I Went to a Korean Spa and Managed to Leave Happy Without the Ending
Friday 5
March 01, 2019
Dear Mr Kraft, Although we haven’t met, I wanted to offer you some advice based on my own experience. It is possible to go to a Korean Spa, get a naked scrub (no tug), leave happy, and not be arrested. I know. I’ve done it. Just to be clear, I didn’t leave ‘happy, happy,’......
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During the presentation of the Mueller Report, I want you to be prepared for all outcomes. Spend some time getting supplies for what could be the most thrilling reality TV show ever aired. Yes, even more thrilling than Celebrity Apprentice. Choose your pairing or be prepared for all scenarios. I might offer this as a drinking......
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Although I am not really in the market for a best friend, because I have truly amazing friends, I thought I would post the job description in the unlikely event that I am in need. You know, if I accidentally try and gas one of them. Oh yeah, I already tried that (sorry, Carolina). Or,......
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Canadians are having fun watching the US political debacle race. I realized I am grossly in need of some physical boundaries after watching Drumpf’s plan to put walls around his country to keep the Canadians, Mexicans and Muslims out. Nothing says inspiration like racism. Am I right?! So, get out the bricks and mortar,......
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It has been two weeks now of purchasing and adorning poppies. I have bought them at Starbucks, Loblaws, Bruno’s, the Liquor Store and Shoppers Drug Mart. They are all the same. Designed to fall off any outdoor weather garment they come in contact with. You don’t see remnants lying on the street? Are they......
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