At least I don’t smell like man poop. Emergency room wisdom Part III
Shit that happens
September 09, 2014
The other one is now broken too. Kid that is. This is where the image of our children’s matching broken feet would be, but F’n WordPress will not allow me to import images anymore. You can see it on Twitter if you care or just take my word for it. Kids are convenient.#Total9HoursAtHospitalpic.twitter.com/hJcdy6kZub The last time......
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It was a dark and stormy night… We entered the Apple store and it was eerily quiet. Too quiet for my liking. I was carrying a large computer and my daughter had her MacBook. We were seated and greeted immediately, offered coffee, neck rubs and free WiFi. We declined all but the WiFi as......
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The family were out on the Lake this weekend when we came across this fish. Mister* told us it was a sucker fish. Later, this is our conversation. Me: Do you think that sucker fish survived? Mister: No way. He floated back up after we went away. Man, he was ugly! Me: Really? He just......
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For inspiration, I flipped to page 29 of book three of Game of Thrones (still unread and unwatched… I know, I need to get on it). I saw the word gown and closed the book. I have no context for this word as it relates to the book, but started thinking that we have......
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Conversation I just had with Mister: Me (K): Do you think flies poop when they fly or land? Mister (M): When they fly. K: Why do you say that? M: Because doing it when you fly is cooler. K: Do you think flies think it is cooler? M: Yes K: If flies eat brown......
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