I went to a Netflix event the other day. They fed me, plied me with cocktails, turned on the big screen, and they didn’t even ask for a goodnight ‘cuddle.’ Instead, they gave me goodnight chocolates. Weird. A bit uncanny how they know me so well. One day, they tell me I am going......
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It’s Official: Old Age is Upon Me (aka 10 Aging Tricks for Youngsters)
EG, Shit that happens
October 25, 2016
I found my first chin hair this morning, or should I say mourning. I am mourning my former self. The youthful, exuberant, chin-hair-free self. She was beautiful. She had her whole life ahead of her. She was yesterday. Today is a new reality and I am turning over a new leaf. I plan to......
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Warning: If you are eating, put down the cookie first. It was already a gloomy autumn. Every day was rainy and cold, and the entire family was a poster for seasonal affective disorder. We needed a holiday before the holidays. We searched the last minute travel sites and found exactly what we were looking......
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I hope you enjoy this special edition of Beyoncé’s “If I Were a Boy.” Sorry Queen B, I may have butchered it and I hope you are not a Drumpf supporter because that would make this bad on so many levels. No copyright infringement intended BTW: If you are in the Greater Toronto Area,......
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You have a dirty mind. I actually want to know what you wear to watch Netflix. Usually, I wear jammies and slippers with either a glass of wine or a tea/coffee depending on the day or hour. Above is my Netflix chair. Much like Sheldon’s couch cushion, this has a semi-permanent butt imprint from......
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