Your Honour, I intend to prove why Twix Peanut Butter Cookie Bars should be classified as a whole and complete food based on the Canada Food Guide which suggests that we need all of the following: Dairy, Meat (or alternatives), Veggies/Fruit, Grains and Fats. Here are the ingredients of a Twix Peanut Butter Cookie Bar.......
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I don’t feel I have a lot of bad parenting stories to tell. I am more of a generalist that way. I do a lot of things when it comes to parenting in the mediocre realm. I live there. I like it there. I don’t disappoint or have to Pinterest there. Having said all......
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I know it shouldn’t get involved… I know I shouldn’t get involved. Fuck it! I can’t handle it anymore! Peanut butter is a killer. Kids can die. Unlike other allergies (egg, ibuprofen), peanut butter can kill if it is just smeared on toast in the vicinity of someone with an airborne anaphylaxis to peanut butter.......
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This week I had the good fortune to spend 3 fucking hours time with a dear friend at the passport office. I will call her Judie. Judie is a lovely girl who is very inquisitive. While in the passport office I learned the following under her tutelage. If you have a flood in your basement......
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Now that Mister is on the mend I had a conversation with our usual physiotherapist. Here is how it went: Therapist: Which vertebrae did Mister break? Me: C6 Therapist: Which part of C6? Me: What do you mean? Therapist: Which part of C6? Was it the twin transverse foramina? Maybe it was the carotid tubercule? Me: Oh, it was......
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