I have had the good fortune to recently travel to a wonderful sunny spot for my twentieth wedding anniversary. Mister came too. While there we spent a few cocktail afternoons at the pool. I have been to many resort pools in my day and have gone from loving the swim-up bar in my twenties to......
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Friday F-Off: Why the World is Screwed (this could be about box opening, but that is not as catchy)
EG, FFO (Friday F-Off), My Favourites, Shit that happens
August 28, 2015
Here is another bot-draft. (Internet robots put over 100 of my previously published articles in my drafts folder. This post originally ran on May 10, 2014. I will venture to guess that the 3 people that read this at the time have sufficiently forgotten it so it can run again. Don’t worry robots, your......
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I had a totally new experience this week. A woman stared me straight in the eyes with her fingers firmly planted inside me. I paid her afterwards. I was at my first vadge physiotherapy session. Sorry guys, I get why this might be disappointing. As my fellow co-author in Martinis & Motherhood Tales of Wonder, Woe &......
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This is the next instalment of The Dead Series. I will tell you all my death defying acts over the years and you can feel better about yourself and shake your head in disgust at me. Win/win. The Dead Series: Dun dun… dun dun… dun dun… You know I recently talked about a shark attack,......
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I am all for progress. Hell, I have an iPhone 6. I have accepted many automated features that get entwined with my life. Some of them I love. Some of them I am not so impressed with. For example, I love the automated parking app. Wait. No I don’t. First of all, it was......
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